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burning beacon of raw sexuality 

When Michael Jackson took the stage in his Gold Pants, Cindy
let out a sigh and fainted onto the stadium floor, he was such a burning beacon of raw sexuality!
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Bellcovian 

A Bellcovian is a person who sets up or watches Ape/Gorilla/Chimpanzee fights.
Man I hate that dirty Bellcovian.
What's a Bellcovian?
You'll know one when you see one.
Bellcovian by PornHub God July 28, 2018
In football, it's the running back who plays virtually the entire game,
and can catch passes as well as just run the ball. Stud running back.
Although a very talented player in his own right, Mitchell is stuck behind the league's best bellcow RB.
bellcow by Curvilinear Thinker August 29, 2017

The Beacon School 

A mixed public school located in Surrey, England where the girls skirts are higher than their life expectancy, the teachers shag their students, the toilets are used as brothels, and the year 7s think they’re top of the school. The students are either suspiciously smart or can barely pick up a pencil. The teachers are certified nonces who don’t get paid enough and it shows. Most people fail their GCSEs because the grade boundaries are ridiculously high. The toilets look like they haven’t seen any kind of cleaning products since 1985 and to top it all of, the school is ran by a nosy elf who tries too hard and has personal space issues.
person 1: that kid just stole some crappy makeup from asda
person 2: probably goes to the beacon school

Belgacom 

Belgacom is one of the branches of the Belgian government. It collects taxes disguised as telecom services without providing said services.

The common misconception that Belgacom actually provides telecom services probably stems from the name (in which -com is actually short for "complete wankers"), their enormous headquarters in northern Brussels, and their invoices listing calls you never made and mysterious services you never received.

If you beg for long enough, Belcacom might actually connect you to the internet. Please note however that possessing a working internet connection is a criminal offense in Belgium and you will be fined accordingly.

Belgacom, embodying both Belgian political culture and customer service, has spawned a multitude of common expressions.
"He's in a Belgacoma" - All brain activity has ceased.

"That guy is Belgacompetent" - He can't tell his ass from his elbow.

"I went Belgacom on his ass" - I told him to fuck off and die.

Belgacum: an ejaculation caused by raping a customer.

Belgacomedy: conversation with a retarded person.

Belgacomfort: not being a Belgacom customer.

Belgacommerce: making a 500-million-euro yearly profit by selling nothing and doing nothing.

Belgacomplacency: turning a blind eye to openly criminal activities.

Belgacomplaint: a complaint thrown in the bin without reading.

Belgacompound: giant headquarters built with money stolen from the masses.

Belgacomputer: a computer with no internet connection.

Belgacomrade: a graduate of Joseph Stalin's School of Customer Service.
Belgacom by Vieux Polack November 3, 2011

Belcourt 

Small town in North Dakota. Home to Turtle Mountain Band of Chippewas. (Reservation.) Known for Belcourts parties, being crazy as heck & a good time.
C'mon babe! Let's go to belcourt, we can go party with the Chippewas at Betty's!
Belcourt by Biggirl1087 April 6, 2017