behavious 

1. A latin-esque magical spell conducted by Eden of #SPF in a Harry Potter-like manner to stop VTsChoir from flicking VCV in the penis.

2. A command to behave.

<Eden> stop this homo-erotic behavious

behavious by VTsChoir January 13, 2005

Counterproductive Workplace Behaviour 

This is behaviour on the part of an employee or employees that works against the legitimate interests of the organisation that employs them or indeed their own interests. This sort of behaviour is detrimental to the organisation, its employees, clients and customers. It is believed that persons with a tendency to experience anger are more likely to respond to a stressful situation, such as being treated unfairly with counterproductive workplace behaviour.

When the supervisor blamed Charlie for his own mistake, Charlie deliberately jammed all three photocopiers in a fit of counterproductive workplace behaviour.

Counterproductive Workplace Behaviour by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015

panhandle behavior 

Acting as one who lives in the “panhandle” area of a state. Specifically murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

Did you hear about Junior? He got arrested for shooting his wife in their home. Claimed it was a burglary gone wrong but it seems like classic panhandle behavior.

panhandle behavior by sarahsfunny May 17, 2018

behavior-critic 

Someone who is always a critic on how other people act and behave, no matter if the criticism is bad or good.

Person 1 - "All you do is breathe."
Person 2 - "Stop being a behavior-critic"

behavior-critic by zman4593 June 19, 2016

Fan behaviour 

Fan behaviour is where someone is obsessed with someone else. They tend to be the topic of their conversation and they sometimes even take it to the extreme of STALKING them.

I'm the topic of your conversation, that's what I call fan behaviour.

Fan behaviour by Djalaoq November 30, 2016

Sheldony behavior 

A behavior where a person is distinct for their overtly intellectual personality. They are calculating and cynical, exhibit a strict adherence to routine, have a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility.

He has such a Sheldony behavior.

Sheldony behavior by Sheldony. May 24, 2010

orange cat behavior 

shit only orange cats do because they are literally an insane breed

Person 1: Chancho (the cat) just stole every single sock I own.

Person 2: That’s orange cat behavior

orange cat behavior by bizliz September 29, 2021