beerpoo 

The particularly dark and heavy defecation that occurs the day after drinking significant amounts of alcohol. The beerpoo is one of the key stages of getting over a hangover.

Just had my beerpoo; i feel much better

*Flush* that's my beerpoo done, all I need is a nap and a shower and I'll be back to neutral.

Duude your beerpoo stinks! Leave the window open next time!

beerpoo by OF.from.Essex.England. June 29, 2011

beer poo 

A dump brewed in bowels of satan himself. Ocurrs only after a skinful (8-12 pints). This putrid, jet black shit is cemented into an unbreakable log that is as wide and as thick as a gorillas forearm. Not only does this defecation leave your arse in tatters due to it's colossal size, they tend to be blisteringly hot, singing pubic hair and leaving the ring red raw, making it near impossible to wipe. An allround thoroughly unpleasant experience.

Dave: Alright steve? You were in the bog for about 2 hours.
Steve: I was having a beer poo, my arse is in shreds. It's burnt the hair off the underside of my testes.
Dave: How many did you have last night?
Steve: 10. It was so big one end of the shit was in the U-bend whilst the other was still packed into my bowels.

beer poo by Gnusey October 27, 2012

beerboozled 

When you are drunk and go home with a "10", only to find out she's a solid 3 in the morning.

Charlie: What happened last night?
Jake: I got beerboozled. The red-head i was with was a double bagger.

beerboozled by Durbo14 August 23, 2017

Beer Poo 

The shit you take after drinking a large amount of alcohol to try to wash some of the toxins out of your body.

Matt: Jeez last night was a bit heavy. I've got a massive headache.
Wookie: Yeah I still feel like shit I really need a beer poo.

Beer Poo by Mercifull May 13, 2005

Beerphones 

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

Beerphones by Barb E. January 13, 2008

Beerpot 

The mythical consumption of both beer and pot at the same time. However, you are not allowed to drink the beer and smoke the pot; it has to be done in one simultaneous action. Hence the word, "beerpot" not "beer and pot."

big stick: yo stanky P we gettin crunk tonight?
stanky P: you don't even know bro, i got the Beerpot ready in the basement.

Beerpot by Big Stick fo Life September 4, 2010

beerpong-ing 

to go out and get drunk playing beer pong.

"i got super shhhwasted this weekend while pong-ing it up with my old beer buddies"

"i got drunk off my rear end, all because i just had to go beerpong-ing!"

beerpong-ing by Tynaa&Shootaa April 1, 2008