beermat 

beermat

The phrase beermat is the highest honor one might bestow on a person. It means they are smooth, bright, reliable, sturdy, and nice to have around. Who doesn't like to have a nice cold beer now and then? And EVERYONE loves mats! They are there to provide you with a nice place to stand when you enter someone's house. They are helpful and dependable. Take the best qualities of each word and you have BeerMat!

"I bet you wish you were a beermat like me!"

beermat by brmtluvr4lyfe April 8, 2005

beermat notes 

Tuesday offer: Ben Sherman men's shirt (new), a fiver, a can of Chili sin carne, a bottle of red wine, a love letter

beermat notes: I'm here for you. Let me know if i can help with anything. This phase too shall pass. Remember how you make me smile?

Of course i'll hold your hand!

beermat notes by Krkič June 15, 2020

fox skin beermat 

(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.

Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"

fox skin beermat by Wizards Sleeve June 13, 2010

John Beerman 

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.

"Check out John Beerman over there"

John Beerman by zEd-man August 4, 2008

beercation 

To go on a vacation for beer related festivals

Going to Oktoberfest for your vacation is actually a beercation.

beercation by Karpediem June 30, 2008

BeerCat 

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

BeerCat by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

Beergatory 

The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.

Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*

Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"

Beergatory by Ceasar's Palace May 15, 2011