beermat
The phrase beermat is the highest honor one might bestow on a person. It means they are smooth, bright, reliable, sturdy, and nice to have around. Who doesn't like to have a nice cold beer now and then? And EVERYONE loves mats! They are there to provide you with a nice place to stand when you enter someone's house. They are helpful and dependable. Take the best qualities of each word and you have BeerMat!
The phrase beermat is the highest honor one might bestow on a person. It means they are smooth, bright, reliable, sturdy, and nice to have around. Who doesn't like to have a nice cold beer now and then? And EVERYONE loves mats! They are there to provide you with a nice place to stand when you enter someone's house. They are helpful and dependable. Take the best qualities of each word and you have BeerMat!
by brmtluvr4lyfe April 08, 2005
Tuesday offer: Ben Sherman men's shirt (new), a fiver, a can of Chili sin carne, a bottle of red wine, a love letter
beermat notes: I'm here for you. Let me know if i can help with anything. This phase too shall pass. Remember how you make me smile?
Of course i'll hold your hand!
Of course i'll hold your hand!
by Krkič June 15, 2020
(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2010