Definitions by Thanatoslives

Canned up 

A state of inebriation achieved through the process of drinking the contents of many many cans, often while surrounded by one or more lads.

Are you all coming round to get canned up tonight lads?

Canned up by Thanatoslives August 4, 2017

Beersdin 

1) To get Beersdin. The act of getting drunk, normally by gunning an excessive number of beers, to the extent you are no longer capable of leaving the building.

2) To be Beersdin. Drinking enough beers while in one place so that you become surrounded by so many empty cans you are unable to move.

1) Tell everyone to grab a crate on the way over. We're getting Beersdin!

2) Last night, I was so Beersdin, I couldn't even get up to hit on that razzle bitch with the huge chebbs.

Beersdin by Thanatoslives March 27, 2013

red badge 

Following vaginal sex with a girl on her period, the man cock-slaps his victim with full force, leaving a spattering of blood.

Lee: "Oh man, you should have seen that dirty bitch last night. Gave her a red badge when I was finished."

red badge by Thanatoslives January 13, 2011

BFTND 

BFTND Stands for Beautiful from the neck down. It is used to describe someone with a nice body, but who's face is less desirable.

Guy 1: Oh mate, Check her out! - Smokin Body
Guy 2: Nah - Don't go there mate. F'ugly Face, She's BFTND.

BFTND by Thanatoslives January 13, 2010