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Pontoon

a code-name for penis
"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."
by Skott October 17, 2004
mugGet the Pontoonmug.

culk

a universal word similar to fuck can be used in many situations.
Hey I just culked your dad.

Go blow a culk negro.

Want to toss my salad culk-boy?
by skott February 7, 2005
mugGet the culkmug.

The Egg Roll

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.
He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.
by Skott September 21, 2004
mugGet the The Egg Rollmug.

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder
Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."
by Skott October 23, 2004
mugGet the cathetermug.

The Blob

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.
That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!
by Skott September 21, 2004
mugGet the The Blobmug.

don't vote

Voting is the process of manipulating a mass amount of people into believing somethings thats untrue.
The government is aware of things us citizens are not, such as whats beyond our world and when the Earth's demise will occur. They're hiding this information to prevent freak outbreaks within. In order to find out the true science behind the way this world operates, we must avoid voting and cooperation at all costs. DON'T VOTE!!!
by Skott October 23, 2004
mugGet the don't votemug.

clef pallet

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp
Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.
by Skott October 11, 2004
mugGet the clef palletmug.

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