Refers to a person who has not had sex for a while. Often resulting in over masturbation and a flacid penis. If the individual persits in not getting laid symptoms can progress to homoeroticism, wrist cramps and desperation. (that may lead to sex with becca ahhhhh!!)
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).