beefy queefy

a name for a muslim girl who hooks up with guys

friend 1: who hooked up with drew last night
friend 2: you haven’t heard. it was that beefy queefy

by elgirl3333333 April 24, 2019

beefy queefies

1. An episode of constant farting which stinks like a third-world storm drain and is usually brought on by some type of ethnic food.

2. Taking a shit and moaning like a woman giving birth.

1. "I went to Chipotle for lunch and now I've got a case of the beefy queefies, and I'm very afraid of leaving a pool of Bosco in my underwear."
2. "Dude, Henry's in the can, shouting like a maternity patient. Guess he's got the beefy queefies."

by Abdallah Price May 22, 2010

beefy queef

either a queef that smells like beef..... or describing a queef that had quite a large eruption

***mum walks in the room - does a beefy queef****
**** causes an earthquake ***

by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019

Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

Beef Queef

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.

She let our a juicy beef queef.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

beef queef

when air instead of seamen is expelled through the penis creating a farting sound and an odor.

Drews beef queef was so loud and smelly the gypsy family next door moved out.

by handsomedom May 9, 2011

beef-queef

1. A queef performed by a bovine cow.
2. A penile queef.
3. A normal female queef with an appetizing smell, such as that of roast beef.

1. We was out cow tippin', and one of them heifers pulled a beef-queef in Hershell's face!.
2. After my surgery, I was somehow able to beef-queef at will.
3. I thought it was lunch time, but it was just Theodore's sister's beef-queef.

by Walenski June 22, 2008