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beefthief 

A dirty rotten bish who is always trying to steal another woman’s man.

A self-centered hoe who is not satisfied unless she is actively attempting to trick an un-single male’s beef into her slutty sheets.

Generally, the town spreader of venereal disease.
Jen finally met the man of her dreams, but along came Shelly, the town beefthief, trying to steal this man away from Jen.

Back off you manipulative beefthief, he’s mine!
beefthief by Slutstopper January 16, 2024
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beef thief 

A man who wears pants that are too tight.
Bill: "Hey man, check out that dude in the biker shorts."

Lance: "Oh, man! He's a total beef thief!"
beef thief by print humor August 19, 2009

Beefchief 

a man who doesnt discriminate who and what he has sex with minus short flashes of sober clarity. This is the last degree of pipe layer before reaching Master Piper status (see Master Piper definition). Although Master Piper gets the most pussy, the Beefchief gets way more than the average man, and is still worthy of a bow down.
see, you think you get laid a lot, but Moitozo will show you what its all about. Hes the BEEFCHIEF and you aint shit!
Beefchief by thefallingdream January 20, 2010
The condition by which low quality fast food tastes like fillet steak when consumed while drunk
Dude this kebab is sooooo gooood!
Man, you're so beefshifted
Beefshift by ping33 August 13, 2010
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