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beefleaf 

The shipname for Shi Qingxuan x He xuan from tian guan ci fu (go read it). They are soulmates. They are sun and moon. They are married. But they are not canon. BTU THEY REALLY SHOULD BE????
beefleaf is literally so perfect. they are kissing rn
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Beefteki 

The Urban Dictionary’s Guide to making a Traditional Greek Dish.

Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.

veef beffer 

In a game of scribble.io, Smii7y, Kryoz, and Wildcat were guessing words that had been in it. When BigJigglyPanda was drawing a word, Kryoz answered veef beffer. Smii7y and Wildcat were dying laughing.
veef beffer by Me like Monke February 6, 2021

Captain Beefheart 

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.
You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.
Captain Beefheart by russxl February 1, 2005
the soft lonley patch of hair in between a mans pecs
WHAT IS A BEEFEAR??
beefear by @skyrimlover August 13, 2022

Bell-Beefer 

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.
"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"
Bell-Beefer by Ruzo October 29, 2007