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Jimbob is totally my beffer.

We will be beffers for life!
beffer by Kaity Kerosene June 22, 2008
Words you can keep
A derogatory word, used to replace any insulting word.
You beffer; Son of a beff, Beff off.
Beffer by Chris (Beacher) August 16, 2003
Related Words
Someone who gives oral sex usually with reference to a named animal
horse beffer
beffer by Pompey Banjo September 21, 2009

veef beffer 

In a game of scribble.io, Smii7y, Kryoz, and Wildcat were guessing words that had been in it. When BigJigglyPanda was drawing a word, Kryoz answered veef beffer. Smii7y and Wildcat were dying laughing.
veef beffer by Me like Monke February 6, 2021

Vef Beffer 

Comes for the veef beef, stays for the vef beffer
Vef Beffer by Veef Beef May 27, 2024

Buffer Nut 

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
Word of the Year candidate, 2015. Not a weird sex thing.
"I'm giving us an A for 'effort,' and a B for 'beffort.'"
"Hashtag beffort."
Beffort by rowrooooow April 6, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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