a beefer is a bald person, usually who is bald resulting from getting beefed, aka their hair getting ripped out by another person. originating on parx twitter, it has become a staple in some’s vocabularies

a: oh my god i met waterparks and awsten literally grabbed my hair and yanked it off of my scalp. i’m bleeding.
b: LMAO UR A BEEFER

beefer by boingasmom August 26, 2021

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When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.

Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!

Beefer by Kernal November 19, 2004

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noun - a slang would for best friend for ever and ever

"yo tom, you're my beefer"
"dude kelsey, you're my beefer man"

beefer by britney, bitch February 1, 2009

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Slang term for a five pound note in the UK, became popular after the discovery of meat waste products in the production of the note.

Have you got two beefers for a tenner?

Beefer by Bellington44 December 1, 2016

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A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

Beefer by cunigs July 23, 2009

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