beefear

the soft lonley patch of hair in between a mans pecs

WHAT IS A BEEFEAR??

by @skyrimlover August 13, 2022

Captain Beefheart

Captain Beefheart (aka Don Van Vliet) and The Magic Band produced what is commonly regarded by critics and fans as one of rock's few truly original bodies of work. Combining elements of free jazz, blues and rock, they produced something distinctly different from anything which had ever been heard before, and heavily influenced a wide range of later musicians such as Tom Waits, PJ Harvey and John Lydon.

In the words of Frank Zappa, "Listen, be quiet and pay attention to this man's music, because if you don't, you might miss something important and we wouldn't want that to happen to you. You need all the friends you can get."

Quite simply the most original and greatest musician of the last 100 years.

You've never heard of Beefheart? You must be fucking lame.

by russxl February 1, 2005

Bell-Beefer

A Bell-Beefer is a fart with an unusually low rumbling tone that the recipient feels as well as hears-much like that of a subwoofer.

"When Bob farted, it shook the bench...what a Bell-Beefer!"

by Ruzo October 29, 2007

beefaroni

Chef Boyardee food, consisting of macaroni and ground hamburger.

Beefaroni is totally tasty

by Nightmare September 4, 2003

Bell Beefer

1. Taco meat on a hamburger bun. A fast food delight circa the 1980's.
2. Also, Nasty Barf.

1. Blaine spilled the Bell Beefer all over his Izod shirt and Members Only jacket while eating at the taco fast food place.
2. John blew a bell beefer all over Mindy, his date.

by Vanilla25Cent June 20, 2006

Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010

Twinkie Beefer

Ommpaville's editor Tara

She is just a big twinkie beefer.

by jaquavywavy May 20, 2022