beearlied 

The opposite of belated.

Her birthday was on Tuesday but to make sure I did not forget I wished her a beearlied birthday on Sunday.

beearlied by Nek_0414 October 15, 2019

Be-earlied 

The opposite of belated. Existing or appearing BEFORE the normal or proper time.

I knew I would forget to wish him Happy Birthday, so I wished him a be-earlied happy birthday.

Be-earlied by andoman November 6, 2009

bearlieve 

Believing in the Gamma Bears. League of Legends world champions in season 4.

I bearlieve in the Gamma Bears. Best Team WORLD.

bearlieve by Dogfish November 8, 2013

pooh-bearied 

When one is taking a piss and a fart slips out but the fart is actually a shit.

John Allan: i think i may have just pooh-bearied myself

ryan: is that like a blood covered piece of shit?

John Allan: nope thats when you go to take a piss, fart but actually shit yourself

pooh-bearied by Jac-hole July 27, 2009

beerlief 

Unexpectedly finding something you need desperately in a place you hoped it might be but didn't think it would be.

Derived from the sense of relief you get when you desperately need a beer and you open the fridge not really expecting to see one but finding one anyway right at the back behind the pickles.

I was late and running out the door, but couldn't find my car keys. To my beerlief, they were in my pants pocket.

beerlief by gromit12 October 22, 2010