John Allan: i think i may have just pooh-bearied myself

ryan: is that like a blood covered piece of shit?

John Allan: nope thats when you go to take a piss, fart but actually shit yourself

pooh-bearied by Jac-hole July 27, 2009

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beerlief

Unexpectedly finding something you need desperately in a place you hoped it might be but didn't think it would be.

Derived from the sense of relief you get when you desperately need a beer and you open the fridge not really expecting to see one but finding one anyway right at the back behind the pickles.

I was late and running out the door, but couldn't find my car keys. To my beerlief, they were in my pants pocket.

beerlief by gromit12 October 22, 2010

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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