Bedopus

A bedopus is like sleeping with an octopus in human form.
A person who sleeps in a shared bed like as if they’re the only one in it.

Stop hogging all the space in the bed you bedopus!

I love my son but why does he end up with his feet in my face when he sleeps with me. He’s an absolute bedopus!

by Nicelikeiceguy February 5, 2019