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Beavered 

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.
You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"

Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"

Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
Beavered by Timbolino November 4, 2012

Beavered 

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.
Beavered by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018

Beavered 

The act of Submerging an unwilling victim under water while in a locked cage, then proceeding to fuck them
1 - Dude what should we do on our first date
2 - You should totally make her get beavered
Beavered by succulentchild74 September 12, 2021

Beavered pitch 

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
Beavered pitch by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019

to be beavered 

getting a blowjob, where the sucking person didn't opend the mouth enough and the teeth are grinding on the cock.
I was about to be beavered last night but I told her to oped her mouth a bit more just in time.
to be beavered by Iktal December 28, 2021

half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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