by jay_ September 30, 2007
"So how did your date end up going?"
"He had a dick the size of a firehouse and chiseled face, but thought a used cracker sleeve was an acceptable alternative to a condom. Absolutely beautidull."
"He had a dick the size of a firehouse and chiseled face, but thought a used cracker sleeve was an acceptable alternative to a condom. Absolutely beautidull."
by jomi-g January 24, 2020
by Suedanim April 25, 2011