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beatsie
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beatskie • beatski • beat skins • betski • beatstick • beamski • beanskis • beatkill • beatsuite • beatsville
phat beatsies
phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017
beanski
When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.
beanski by General Motors September 28, 2006
Bealski
1. The realitivity of being totally awesome, created by chuck norris as an heir to his powers
2. Being awesome in a playa way
3. Having a huge dick
2. Being awesome in a playa way
3. Having a huge dick
1. "Look at that Bealski curing aids with a nod of the head."
2. " Look at that Bealski hitting on that girl."
3. " HOLY S@!% look at that Bealski
2. " Look at that Bealski hitting on that girl."
3. " HOLY S@!% look at that Bealski
Bealski by NINJATURLTEZZZ March 2, 2010
Boatskiis
BOAT-SKIIS -(boht skee)-adjective
1. inspiring awe: a boatskiis sight.
2. showing or characterized by awe.
3. Slang; very impressive.
BOAT·SKIIS·ly, adverb
BOAT·SKIIS·ness, noun
1. inspiring awe: a boatskiis sight.
2. showing or characterized by awe.
3. Slang; very impressive.
BOAT·SKIIS·ly, adverb
BOAT·SKIIS·ness, noun
Boatskiis by LUCKYNUMBER12 June 25, 2010
beatsville
Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.
Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.
or
Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.
or
Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.
or
Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.
or
Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
beatsville by RyKirb November 1, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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