Beato (BEE-toe), noun/verb greek/latin ; The tradition of (mainly) adolescent dry-humping of one's mattress, sleeping bag, bedroll, stuffed animal, or in some particularly desperate cases, carpeted or even wooden floors, in the attempt of achieving physical/emotional/psycho-sexual pleasure or fulfillment, usually resulting in mild-to-moderate wang-chafing, ejaculation, or both.
Beato derives from the greek 'Beata', loose translation of which, according to many historians, being 'Go fuck a tree', or latin, 'For gods sake
WD-40 those bedsprings'
Beato derives from the greek 'Beata', loose translation of which, according to many historians, being 'Go fuck a tree', or latin, 'For gods sake
WD-40 those bedsprings'
When I asked Joe what he did last night, he answered, "Not much. Just another beato marathon then went to sleep".
by Octoslash May 31, 2013
Get the Beatomug. by Captpan6 June 2, 2022
Get the Burrito-beatomug. 