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Bentfest 

An annual event celebrating friendship, international goodwill and the transformation of everyday foodstuffs in to wonderfully alcoholic libations, during which all participants are expected to become quite bent.
Partier 1: "Hey, it's Bentfest. Is your ass gettin' Bent tonite?"

Partier 2: "Of Course, my ass is useful for nothing but getting Bent."
Partier 3: "Cheers it issss!!! I hope to get Bent soon!"
Partier 4: "I am BENT!"
Bentfest by bigredvalve September 14, 2010
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beatfest 

A prolonged, furious masturbation session, containing multiple climaxes
"I just copped a new porn. I'm about to have a beatfest."
beatfest by 512L September 13, 2003
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a social event at which there is 3 or more people named 'ben.'
d00d one: hey dude are you going to that benfest at wesley hall tonight
d00d two: shit yeah bruthaaaaaaa.
benfest by erinzah February 23, 2009