beat skeets 

1) any situation leading to dissatisfaction;

2) a member of the opposite sex with unappealing physical qualities

1) Getting arrested at Sandy's apartment was beat skeets for those without an Irish name.

2) That girl in our physics class is so beat skeets; lets jump her.

beat skeets by Randy December 6, 2004

Meat, Beat & Skeet 

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

Meat, Beat & Skeet by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

Beat Skeet and Delete 

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave

Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

Beat Skeet and Delete by satansjudas February 1, 2009

beat skeet 

Beating your meat then skeeting as the natural result.Jerking your gerk.

Me: Dog why have you not been answering your phone?
Sun: Sorry bro i was beat skeeting!
Me: Beat skeet?
Sun: You don't know what beat skeet is?
Me: When you beat it till you skeet it?
Sun: Exactly!

beat skeet by Tyresius February 29, 2008

beat sheets 

beat sheets are typically pictures of girls that you find sexually attractive, these are copied to one sheet of paper and printed off. this sheet is then used to excite yourself whilst you masturbate.

tordy used his beat sheets last night, he added some girls he knows from college

beat sheets by umbaowew April 5, 2009

beat skeet retreat

A slang term for "hit it and quit it"

Hey you thinkin about datin Alisha?

Nah, I'll just beat skeet retreat"

beat skeet retreat by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019