a beastington is a human being with beast like habits. he enjoys the simple things in life like
sleep, food, sex and having the
dead skin on his feet removed by others. you will find a beastington in raves or chicken shops or sleeping on the floor behind the tv stand. he likes to be addressed as 'sir beastingon' to hide the fact that he is more animal than human but will respond to beastie by meeeowing. a beast is for life, not just for
christmas