Caked

1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self
I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED
by rmyc November 14, 2010
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When you have a huge sticky shit and it cakes the inside of ones ass cheeks.
Man that shit was huge i'm so caked I need to have a shower.
by DaddyPalps April 15, 2022
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When you have devoured a space cake full of weed. Rather than being baked, you are caked.
Man that space cake has left me caked.
by Sarah Greta June 25, 2013
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To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.
Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.
by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004
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Similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. You see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. Like wtf is she?
Mayes: What happened to you and that one girl.

Tanner: I got CAKED! She look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and I didn't know who the fuck she was at the end of the hike.
by SLbaseball February 10, 2015
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meaning done, mostly used when all the weed's burnt out in the bowl and there nothing left.

Originated on Long Island. A.S.K.
"thats caked yo"
"dude your caked"
"i would like my steak well caked please"
"alright this convo is caked!"
by yobaba October 01, 2009
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To shit one's self and end up with defecation on one's undergarments.
Oh no! My pants are caked! I hope it hasn't got onto my trousers.... Ugh! It's all warm and squidgy! It better not give me nappy-rash....
by The Way It Is May 15, 2012
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