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1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self
I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED
by rmyc November 14, 2010
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Highest level of high.
when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.
by JizJones February 18, 2008
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when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.
ew man look at her face, its caked.
by metdizzle February 16, 2008
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Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked
by Touch67 November 17, 2007
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When you have devoured a space cake full of weed. Rather than being baked, you are caked.
Man that space cake has left me caked.
by Sarah Greta June 25, 2013
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To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.
Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.
by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004
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