Bease 

A terrifying entity that attacks young children. Common myth states that he is the boogieman, but the bease is actually far different from him in that he actually exists. Like the boogieman, though, he is often used to threaten unruly children into performing chores, doing their homework, etc.

And despite what kids will tell you, it's bease.

Not beeth.
Not beesh.

The name "bease" comes from the first bease encounter, in which the child meant to say "beast," but out of fright stuttered "beas-..ss..ss..ss....... it's a, beas-..ss..ss.."

"If you don't leave the room than the BEAAAASSSSEEEE (bellowed) will harvest your soul tonight!"

Bease.

Bease by Spinks McGirth November 6, 2010

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Lauren's basement

Jeremy Shada is trapped here.
Probably Steven Yeun too.

Help them.
You most likely won't understand this unless you're Voltron trash

"Did Jeremy finally get out of Lauren's basement?"
"I think she only let him out for that interview, but he still revealed klance to be canon for the 58618283234th time"

Lauren's basement by Deathlysilence January 20, 2018

Lag city in the basement 

When your lagging your ass off so bad in a game of chel that it’s unplayable.

Kevin “Dude this game is so fucking choppy!”
Stevie “Man it’s lag city in the basement.”
Kevin “facts dude we would have like 4 more goals if we weren’t in the basement.”

Lag city in the basement by Stevieboy1129 May 5, 2020

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.

did u hear about C team baseball?

C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020