Beards

Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.

You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!

You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.

by shup July 7, 2004

beards

A word used to replace other words to see if anybody understands what either one is talking about. Originates from replacing the word goat with everything. Then came Goaty beard.Then just beard.

What the beards are you talking about?
What the hell are you talking about?
Thats rather beardly
Thats rather unfortunate
Stop being a beard
Stop being a nob

by the_beardly_one January 23, 2005

Beards

A man and a woman are both gay but they act as if they are a couple to cover up their true selves.

I know you are gay, we should be beards to cover everything up, ya know

by BM10 January 26, 2022

Beards ago

Descriptive for an incident far gone enough that you have since grown and shaved several beards.

Guy #1: You need to get back in the game mate
Guy #2: I shagged that Geordie girl in Zante
Guy #1: Shut up, that was fucking beards ago

by bluejay19986 November 21, 2010

Beards and Hats

Slang for B&H Photo, 420 9th Ave, N.Y., NY. The place is owned by, and mostly staffed by Hassidic Jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). B&H is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.

Jerry: I'm going to Beards and Hats to pick up some film and mat board.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.

by queensplazasouth March 20, 2006

Beards over Babies

An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.

T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.

Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!

by Cortotto December 2, 2016

Mrs beards toe

A crooked ass toe that needs to be looked at by a medical professional

Mrs beards toe is very disturbing she should wear tennis shoes

by Gggghhhhgggy May 10, 2017