n. when your dream about someone you know skews how you feel about them all the next day, an emotion you are unable—and unwilling—to shake.
Person one: DUDE!
Person two: BRO!
Person one: I had this totally vivid dream last night about Mary Jane Watson and now I've got rollover reaction!
Person two: BRO!
Person one: I had this totally vivid dream last night about Mary Jane Watson and now I've got rollover reaction!
by Cortotto December 05, 2016
An ideology founded by a small-brained, self-important, extinction-doomed gender, promoting the growth of facial hair, esp. in relation to gestation.
T-Rex: Sure, women get to feel the miracle of life growing inside them and the joy of birth or of laying eggs or WHATEVER, but we get to engineer hairy faces AT OUR LEISURE.
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
Utahraptor: I don't get why you're casting this in terms of a gender battle, but yeah- I'm with beards over babies too!
by Cortotto December 02, 2016
n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust shorts out the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you’ve built up through decades of friction with the world.
Person one: I noticed you struck up quite an animated conversation with Bon Jovi last night!
Person two: Yes, it was a genuine flashover!
Person two: Yes, it was a genuine flashover!
by Cortotto December 05, 2016
adj. hearing a person with a thick accent pronounce a certain phrase—the Texan “cooler,” the South African “bastard,” the Kiwi “thirty years ago”—and wanting them to repeat it over and over until the vowels pool in the air and congeal into a linguistic taffy you could break apart and give as presents.
Student one: Did you notice the amorous intonation of the music teacher's accent?
Student two: Yeah, it was quintessentially dialecstatic!
Student two: Yeah, it was quintessentially dialecstatic!
by Cortotto December 05, 2016