barfuck

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

barfuck by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

Words you can keep

Barfuck

A loud, obnoxious drunk person who hangs around a bar parking lot.

"I cant sleep on any weekends because the barfucks caterwaul until 4am."

Barfuck by SerenaBlackCat November 26, 2014

Related Words

barfuck • Badfuck • banfuck • barfunkel • Baffuckeld • Bafuck • bafuckery • Bafuckinana • bafuckinhind • Bafuckin'nana

batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

batfuck by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

Bagfucked by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

baruck obuma

"ok if u dunt hav sweg, get da fuk owt mi cuntri." - Baruck Obuma.

It's annoying when Baruck Obuma slides around the white-house on his ass and stares at random people and starts wanking

baruck obuma by somechink July 2, 2018

Bafuckschnik

An exclamatory phrased, most often used after the adjective of "holy", similar to that of "Wow", or "Gawlee" or "What the crap"

"Holy bafuckschnik Phil! Your hair is on fire!"

Bafuckschnik by Yari May 16, 2004

barkfuck

v. Insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.

n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.

v. Sadie barkfucks me at my bedroom window until I let her back in after a nice 3AM shit. Pomeranian for "Hey jerk weasel! Get the fuck up and let me in RIGHT NOW!"

n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.

barkfuck by crissikitty July 13, 2009

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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