barfuck

When one experiences a completely immobilized state while inside a bar, unable to move in any direction due to over-crowding. The most common occurence is due to heavy foot traffic in 2 directions, where a bar patron is caught in between the 2 "lanes" of people; clusterfuck inside a bar

Dude I'd like to come outside and smoke a cig, but I'm totally barfucked right now - can't get through to the front.

by johnnyutah050 September 26, 2010

Barfuck

A loud, obnoxious drunk person who hangs around a bar parking lot.

"I cant sleep on any weekends because the barfucks caterwaul until 4am."

by SerenaBlackCat November 26, 2014

batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

Bagfucked

When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.

Could you please double bag that beer I don't wanna get bagfucked in the parking lot!

Damn homie this ain't no carne asada...we got bagfucked!!

by GanjaGus December 14, 2010

baruck obuma

"ok if u dunt hav sweg, get da fuk owt mi cuntri." - Baruck Obuma.

It's annoying when Baruck Obuma slides around the white-house on his ass and stares at random people and starts wanking

by somechink July 2, 2018

Bafuckschnik

An exclamatory phrased, most often used after the adjective of "holy", similar to that of "Wow", or "Gawlee" or "What the crap"

"Holy bafuckschnik Phil! Your hair is on fire!"

by Yari May 16, 2004

barkfuck

v. Insistant, persistant, tenacious, high-volume verbalizations of a pomeranian.

n. The ususal preferred method for a pomeranian to accomplished her desired result IMMEDIATELY and without delay.

v. Sadie barkfucks me at my bedroom window until I let her back in after a nice 3AM shit. Pomeranian for "Hey jerk weasel! Get the fuck up and let me in RIGHT NOW!"

n. My dog barkfucks in English, Spansih, Chinese, Japanese, Portugese, and Maltese.

by crissikitty July 13, 2009