beard splitter

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george is a beard splitter

beard splitter by zajc August 24, 2008

Beard splinter 

A sharp, slender piece of facial hair broken off from a beard and stuck in your finger. Usually caused from rubbing your beard and can be painful.

M: So how was your day?
B: Pretty rough, actually. Lots of boring meetings, and then I got a beard splinter.
M: You got a what?
B: A splinter in my finger. From my beard.

Beard splinter by leighstarfish October 15, 2011

Beardsplitter 

A Beardsplitter is a very old and not really used English word that means a penis surrounded by a generally large amount of pubic hair, in which it splits it

I’ve heard rumors about that fucker Dan having a Beardsplitter!

Beardsplitter by Anotsosimpleman February 28, 2020

BeardSplitter 

A very enormous Dick

My Dick is a BeardSplitter

BeardSplitter by anonymous March 2, 2022

Splatter Board 

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

Splatter Board by acw11790 February 12, 2012