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bear snack 

A used tampon that has been tossed into the woods due to having no where else to dispose of it. Usually removed and tossed while on a camping trip just prior to having sexual intercourse.
Being the group environmentalist, Sally didn't mind removing her tampon and tossing it in the woods because she knew it was soon to be a delicious bear snack.
bear snack by RescueBeeotch September 3, 2009

gummy bear snack pack 

when your balls get all sweaty, and it feels like you've got a gummy bear snack pack in your pants.
wow. I've got a gummy bear snack pack in my britches.

Sack Beard 

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.
Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.
Sack Beard by Daggermouth July 8, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026