bear rug 

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

bear rug by JPPitt March 17, 2011

Bear rug 

Requires three people. In front of a hot fire, one person (usually the largest one) will lay down on the floor motionless as a bear rug would. The other two individuals have sex on top of that person while the other person remains motionless and silent.

Can be used as a verb or noun.

Want to come over tonight? There's going to be a blizzard and we'll need someone sturdy to be our bear rug.

Bear rug by JPPitt March 12, 2011

bear rug 

Is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic

"hey dude, bear rug ahead"

"man that guys a total bear rug"

bear rug by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 7, 2011

polar bear rug

code for blow job

hey ricky why don't you give me a polar bear rug

polar bear rug by frank martin mary January 2, 2012

Northern Michigan Bear Rug 

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

Northern Michigan Bear Rug by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020

kitty bear rug 

A cat that flattens itself on the floor in such an extreme way that it looks like a limp, lifeless rug. Typically displayed when the cat is either avoiding work, playing dead, or simply indulging in maximum relaxation. Often an act of pure defiance or passive resistance, usually at the most inconvenient times.

In meme culture, kitty bear rug also refers to a moment of sabotage, especially in financial markets or social settings. When someone or something unexpectedly “pulls the rug” out from under a situation, often causing a crash or immediate downfall, much like the unpredictability of a cat going full rug-mode without warning.

"I tried to clean the living room, but my cat went full Kitty Bear Rug and now I can't move her."
"The token was looking good, then that one whale I trusted did a kitty bear rug and now everything’s in the red."

kitty bear rug by ana_san November 20, 2024

Bear Rugging 

The act of passing out in the middle of a living room, typically at the end of a party and under the influence of drugs or alcohol

“Dude you were totally bear rugging last night!”

Bear Rugging by Splatt January 27, 2019