Bean monkey 

A pejorative term for a Mexican man, or woman. Mexican people "stereotypically"implement a lot of beans in their diets, hence the insult bean monkey.

Esteban really be chewing on those corn tortillas. What a fucking bean monkey.

Bean monkey by [444] July 4, 2021

bean monkey 

Any person of latin descent.

Look at that bean monkey selling chiclets.

bean monkey by Ramon Hernandez May 12, 2004

jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

jack money bean by madison b October 22, 2020

bearmonkey 

The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol.

The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits in your mouth and steals all of your money.

The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has bloodshot eyes, feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, stinky breath and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.

Boss: "You look like shit today!"
Employee: "Yeah, I got a visit from the bearmonkey last night."

bearmonkey by biomechanic April 15, 2007

bearmonkey 

1. what you name someone when you do not want to have sex with them.

2. what you name someone while making fun of the person who likes him/her

1- "ew, he's a bearmonkey"

2- "oh yeah, you ride that bearmonkey!"

bearmonkey by Joanna T November 12, 2006