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beachcomber 

1.A person who spends every waking moment of their life at the beach. 2.
They are usually very tan, have lots of sunburns, or many freckles. 3.They usually own a sun hat of some sort and wear it to the beach often.

4.If they are not tan, they they are always slabbing on lots of sunscreen all over themselves, especially their faces.

5.The best example of a beachcomber would be a partially large man you see at the beach all the time. He wears the same red and white striped boxers or speedo. When he's not in the water (which he usually is), he's eating, playing with the sand, or trying hard to get half a tan.
Ew, mom, I'm not going to Nantasket Beach! It's filled with tons of beachcombers!

Hey, see that man over there? He is SUCH a beachcomber! I see him here every time I come to the beach.
beachcomber by Jilllovesconor July 27, 2009

Beachcomber 

verb- to perform oral sex on a woman with a sandy blonde bush.
" yo blake, you shoulda seen that chicks bush friday night, it was ridiculous, so i gave her a beachcomber"
Beachcomber by lifty May 1, 2010

beachcomber 

a place where people that are gods work or used to work
robbie and jake used to work at the beachcomber, they are gods
beachcomber by Laxy December 31, 2007

Beachcomber 

A real estate agency located on Hooper Avenue in Brick, New Jersey
My house is listed for sale by Beachcomber Realty.
Beachcomber by Sheedz February 8, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026