Be the Best

First Lady Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes

Yes, my sad but wondrous little darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one starry night down in our place at Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.

Be the Best by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

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y'all, this is gonna be the best

a phrase commonly used by a petite, bottle blonde, Southern girl who is overly excited, usually signified by the trademark pearl necklace, Lilly Pulitzer outfit, and inappropriate shoes

I hate those girls who get all excited about something ridiculous like the Junior League and exclaim to their friends that, "Y'all, this is gonna be the best!" in that annoying Southern accent.

y'all, this is gonna be the best by Lindsay and Ansley March 10, 2007

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You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...

Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."

You can't be the best by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

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i wanna be the very best

like no one ever was *DUH DUH DUHDUH*

wanna know how the pokemon theme song goes. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

i wanna be the very best by Pria The Jumpluff December 26, 2017

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The best there is The best there was And the best there ever will be

The catchphrase used by Canadian wrestler Bret "the hitman" Hart

guy 1 "man randy orton is the best"

guy 2 nah man bret hart is The best there is The best there was And the best there ever will be

The best there is The best there was And the best there ever will be by Buttholebandit November 21, 2025

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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