Be the Best

First Lady Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes

Yes, my sad but wondrous little darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one starry night down in our place at Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.

Be the Best by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

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y'all, this is gonna be the best

a phrase commonly used by a petite, bottle blonde, Southern girl who is overly excited, usually signified by the trademark pearl necklace, Lilly Pulitzer outfit, and inappropriate shoes

I hate those girls who get all excited about something ridiculous like the Junior League and exclaim to their friends that, "Y'all, this is gonna be the best!" in that annoying Southern accent.

y'all, this is gonna be the best by Lindsay and Ansley March 10, 2007

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You can't be the best

Correct. The slot has already been filled. There's one spot available and, like, I am the guy so...

Hym "He's right! You can't be the best. I am already that... Forever... And even if I had never existed... The fact that I COULD HAVE theoretically exist and would have been better means that I'm still theoretically better than you would be in my absence... So, Yeah... Both physically and theoretically impossible."

You can't be the best by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

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i wanna be the very best

like no one ever was *DUH DUH DUHDUH*

wanna know how the pokemon theme song goes. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

i wanna be the very best by Pria The Jumpluff December 26, 2017

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The best there is The best there was And the best there ever will be

The catchphrase used by Canadian wrestler Bret "the hitman" Hart

guy 1 "man randy orton is the best"

guy 2 nah man bret hart is The best there is The best there was And the best there ever will be

The best there is The best there was And the best there ever will be by Buttholebandit November 21, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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