Be Better
Guy 1: Dude I just died in Minecraft because of the shittiest reason. I-
Guy 2: Be Better.
Guy 1: Why do I hang out with you.
Guy 2: Be Better.
Guy 1: Why do I hang out with you.
Be Better by Nephilis Thylord February 10, 2021
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yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".
It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011
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Be Better • A cordon would be better if scrolled • .9.I'll Try To Be Better.9. • <.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.> • Do not be sorry. Be better • yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled • Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red • Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled. • better be quotin' • There better be a dead body
Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.
A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.
Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled. by Fireboy2325 January 13, 2011
Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red
example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
A cordon would be better if scrolled
A meme on basilmarket
A cordon would be better if scrolled by bobthesnail235 August 17, 2011
Do not be sorry. Be better
Do not be sorry. Be better by ICouldn'tPickAName May 8, 2024
<.3.4.3.>Rearrange Numbers And Be Better Than Everybody<.3.4.3.>
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