Bearbies are, hence the name, resemble and are a subspecies of baby bears. They are born when two gay
men (usually one being a “bear”) have sex. They are typically quite dimwitted - exhibiting very erratic behaviors such as screaming, crying, pooping, and breaking things, however most bearbies are incredibly
smart in one specific field of their choosing, such as Scientology or archeology. They will often have nonsensical names - such as
ploopy, pleepy, bertrude, mistletoe, and even “bearby”.
There are 3 subclasses of the bearbies species -
perfect bearbies, regular bearbies, and sus bearbies.
Perfect Bearbies will never make mistakes and are some of the most intelligent and polite creatures you will ever meet, they are often a
gold-ish color.
Regular Bearbies will do typical bearby things, such as screaming and breaking things.
Sus Bearbies will destroy everything in their path and
kill other bearbies. They are incredibly manipulative and will flinch all over the place.
Typically Bearbies will live for around 2 weeks, before dying of old age. Of course; they can
die before this age for a number of reasons, such as explosion. Bearbies will also reproduce with each other and are hupersexual, typically producing upwards of
20,000 bearbies a
day, with their bearby makers.