battleshop 

When you keep trying to get the right size shoes or clothes by repeatedly ordering and returning things online, after the board game Battleship.

"Did your girlfriend get what she wants yet from Lululemon?". "No, she's going to return yesterday's order and go battleshopping again."

battleshop by Waterdocto112 February 3, 2024

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

turkish battleship by Mausermania June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship 

Something that sounds like it should be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary

Turkish Battleship by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia

bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

turkish battleship 

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun

god damn it! my wife got a turkish battleship!

turkish battleship by Butthole aids June 6, 2018

Turkish Battleship 

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons

Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night

Turkish Battleship by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018

Battleshots 

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.

Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)

Battleshots by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011