Battleshots 

A drinking game. Battleship, except the ships are shots. Best played in teams, with a homemade board large enough that the shots can be placed as ships.

Player 1: Let's play Battleshots! I will go first...E5.

Player 2: Hit! (takes shot)

Battleshots by ClubSkyline January 18, 2011

battleshit

a game where 2 or more people have a contest of who can make the most smelliest most disgusting, loudest shit. One person goes and then the next and if it is better then the first persons' battleshit sinks.

battleshit can only be played in public bathroom.

battleshit by bizi0tch.xX March 27, 2005

battleshits 

When two guys / girls enter bathroom stalls and commence battle to see who can shit the loudest. First used during the movie 'Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle'

"Hey Clarissa, do you want to play battleshits?"

battleshits by monty554 May 27, 2015

Battlebots 

Battlebots is the coolest show ever where robots fight FTP

Battlebots is the best show ever

Battlebots by dopeman 123456789 April 7, 2017

battleshits 

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

battleshits by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

battleshits 

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.

"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."

battleshits by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

battleshit by masteroffire October 27, 2012