When a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is flaccid. He then "battles" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.
Pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank.
by RedStarRevels July 4, 2008
The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.
Dude, Kyle and I were wank battling last night for hours, and just when I thought it would be a draw he sent a picture of Jenna Jameson and I finished and won the wank battle.
by D10N_CB3 July 22, 2021