battle wank

When a man goes out drinking and becomes aroused but cannot convince a woman to pleasure him, he goes home to masturbate and finds that his penis is flaccid. He then "battles" his dick until it gets just hard enough to come.

Pete went out last night and was chatting up a hot chick, but she was having none of it so he had to go home for a battle wank.

battle wank by RedStarRevels July 4, 2008

Wank battle 

The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.

Dude, Kyle and I were wank battling last night for hours, and just when I thought it would be a draw he sent a picture of Jenna Jameson and I finished and won the wank battle.

Wank battle by D10N_CB3 July 21, 2021

bartle wanker 

A wild rif raf who wanks off in class

It’s a bartle wanker

bartle wanker by Skinny wanker October 17, 2017

Remuera Battletank 

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.

"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"

Remuera Battletank by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004