Batnap

The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'
Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.
by Batnapper December 30, 2010
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Batnap

The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.
"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."
by Be Ess March 17, 2013
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