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The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'
Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.
Batnap by Batnapper December 30, 2010
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The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.
"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."
Batnap by Be Ess March 16, 2013

bath-nap 

the action of napping whilst enjoying a relaxing bath
Matthew Gray Gubler's having another bath-nap. He just tweeted about it.
bath-nap by stabmeintheneck May 30, 2011
The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.
(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.
Batenap by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011

Bathsnap 

A snapchat that you take in the bath, it is very popular to do although you could break your phone during this.
"That girl Trish just took a bathsnap, what a M21"
Bathsnap by VidPig April 22, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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