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what Wes calls a bath to calm himself down before one sexy evening.

Wes perfers bathnaps to vicodin .. it calms him down.

bathnap by iloveusk8rboi March 9, 2018

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Batnap

The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'

Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.

Batnap by Batnapper December 30, 2010

Related Words

bath-nap • Batenap • Bathsnap • bathin apes • bat nap • Bathen Apes • Bath Rape

Batnap

The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.

"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."

Batnap by Be Ess March 16, 2013

bath-nap

the action of napping whilst enjoying a relaxing bath

Matthew Gray Gubler's having another bath-nap. He just tweeted about it.

bath-nap by stabmeintheneck May 30, 2011

Batenap

The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.

(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.

Batenap by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011

Bathsnap

A snapchat that you take in the bath, it is very popular to do although you could break your phone during this.

"That girl Trish just took a bathsnap, what a M21"

Bathsnap by VidPig April 22, 2016

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026