bate master

An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.

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by Keith the avid bait master August 05, 2010

master bates

a character in Oliver Twist's name is charlie bates. mr. Dickens thought it would be funny to call him Master.
and hence we have master bates

(in case you didn't realize, it sounds like masturbates.)

"That when the Dodger, and his accomplished friend Master Bates..."
-Oliver Twist

by i. M. Cold April 15, 2010

Master Bates

A good professional sounding name to use online or to write down on paper. People usually don't get it til they say it aloud.

Hello. I am Master Bates. How are you?

by MaddiW. November 09, 2008

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 03, 2014

master-Bates

a funny yet iconic nickname for someone with the last name “Bates” who has a good sense of humor.

ethan: “aye you know bates?”

marissa: “you mean master-Bates? yea i know her”

by sugardaddynumber7 December 15, 2020

Master Bate

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020