bate master 

An expert at self gratification. An expert masturbating expert.

Yo holmes check out Dan tha bate master esay. He can get full release in under one minute all by himself.

bate master by Keith the avid bait master August 6, 2010

Master Bate 

When you become a master at catching fish with bate

Person 1: "wowowow you caught that fish as if you were a master bate"

Master Bate by Choochie Man November 23, 2020

master quicky bate 

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

master quicky bate by Jemburat November 3, 2017

master quicky bate 

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work

Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window

master quicky bate by Jemburat November 3, 2017

Batemaster 

The master of masturbating.

The batemaster is the master of masturbating.

Batemaster by Batemaster March 8, 2009

mastering the bat(e)man 

Hanging upside-down from a chin-up bar ass-naked while simultaneously smoking a blunt and jerking off. This will open a secret portal to unlimited Doritos.

'Oh god man, I think I just walked in on Greg mastering the bat(e)man'
'He probably thought the door was locked.'
'Hey...so... uh...do you wanna give it a try?'
'Let's never talk about this.'

mastering the bat(e)man by pinnypinnymobaninny January 10, 2012