bassion

A light skinned female that won't add random men on facebook.

Lonelle Timothy Price called Nike a booty bassion when she said she didn't want him all up in her facebook profile.

by Nike R. September 30, 2007

Bassoon

The best and most unique instrument ever made. It is easily the most hated on instrument in the band, but we know that everyone is just jealous of our amazing talent. Unless it is in the right hands, we sound like ducks with a chainsaw, but otherwise, we sound absolutely beautiful. We are stereotyped as geniuses without a life, but really, we are smart and are the life of the band. Due to our brains, when we are made fun of, our quick mind gives us an insult three times worse than an egotistic trumpets.
We're just awesome though.

Ew, is someone killing a duck?
No, that's just Bob trying to learn bassoon.

Wow, what is that angelic noise?
Only the best instrument ever; The bassoon!

by CoffeeAddict September 13, 2012

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

Bastion

A hero in overwatch that requires zero skill and is able to get an insane amount of kills. Often called the "point and click adventure" because his sentry form only requires you to point and click.

"I'm going Bastion guys."
"the point and click adventure begins."

by Basolatite July 1, 2016

bassoonism

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Bastion

Play of the game.

Bastions United Conference : We are play of the game.

by foxdimi88 July 5, 2016

bassoonist

A musician graced with the blessing of being picked for bassoon in their high school band, or someone with knowledge enough of this profoundly wonderful instrument to choose it.

Bassoonists tend to be a little on the nutty side. When approaching a bassoonist right after a rehearsal, be very cautious until you know if the piece was good or not. If it was good, run, or you will never hear the end of it. If it was very bad, run, or you may detect bad vibes unintentionally directed at you. If it was a trombone, baritone, or tuba part, run. Just run.

'Bassoonists can be mighty dangerous; all those years of blowing on a double reed, and the pressure can get to your brain.' ~paraphrased, Law&Order or CSI

by Zillah Lewis March 31, 2005