Basse 

noun -Bah*seh-
a very energetic individual who has a hand in everything and has stretched themselves so far they have spacey sleeping patterns. Usually this "basse" is happy and as a means of survival, lives off coffee!

What is going on, you are acting like a total basse?

Wow, since you started here, all you ever managed to do is mope around, now you are have made a full turn-around to a basse.

Basse by GabbySvoo October 18, 2008

Basse 

He is the very gay, he fucks horses everyday. He does not have a life. Basse is a bad person with a tiny penis.

Who is that?
That is Basse.
Ah the gay person.

Basse by Lover321123 February 3, 2020

Basse 

someone who is born on the 24th of may is a classified as a Basse

omg you're such a basse, i love how Basse-like you are <3

Basse by ####ladybits May 16, 2022

basse couture

This word is the opposite of "haute couture," or "high fashion." Basse couture fashion represents the glorification of the common and cheap, instead of the rare and expensive. "Basse couture" is a term that can especially apply to hipsters.

-- These english and rhetoric majors are so fashionable they almost look homeless.
-- Yeah, basse couture.

basse couture by D-Dubster November 10, 2009

basse-bosse 

basse-bosse the most strong, smart, sexy, cool ,funny ,quick, ticc being in the universe

it’s a birb it’s a plane no it’s BASSE-BOSSE

basse-bosse by i which i was a basse-bosse June 5, 2018

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

based retard 

Someone so retarded that they create a humorous or good situation purely on accident.

Tom: Bob drove drunk and ended up slamming into that shitty modern art statue.
Bill: Based retard.

based retard by SloppyPartyBottom November 3, 2018