bashing the bish 

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

bashing the bish by erotica69 September 17, 2005

Bashing the Bishop 

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy

(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!

Bashing the Bishop by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

bashing-the-bishop 

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.

I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.

bashing-the-bishop by Paulpot June 17, 2006

bashing the bishop 

hand shandy, wanking, male masturbation

"oh dear Godfrey, look at the arse on that!! I am going straight home to bash he bishop"

bashing the bishop by Karawaque July 25, 2003

Bashing the Bishop 

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

Bashing the Bishop by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019