Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.

1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
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"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"

bajeezus by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006

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Bejeezus

Though used commonly like "scared the bejeezus out of me", Bejeezus is commonly associated with Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of the band Green Day. It works in tandom with his signature performance pose of standing straight up with arms straight out, appearing similar to a crucifix.

It is also Billie Joe's "description" for his Instagram. It is commonly used within the fans, (American)Idiots, as self titled as a sort up rallying together term, mostly used as a hashtag.

Love you Billie! #Bejeezus ❤️

Bejeezus by FanFicPanda December 30, 2016

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