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Bejeezus 

A term that denotes having the shit scared out of you. All of it. All the shit.
Having a bear in my bed scared the bejeezus out of me! NOOOOOPE. Just Chuck Testa ;)
Bejeezus by Chuck Testa 69 October 23, 2011
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bajeezus 

A hilarious exclamation, usually not used alone.
"Whoa! You scared the bajeezus out of me!"
"All I did was turn on TV."
"But Roseanne is on!!"
bajeezus by izalex August 22, 2003

Bajeezus 

A common phrase yelled when you scare the living shit out of someone.
YOU SCARED THE FUCKING BAJEEZUS OUT OF ME.
Bajeezus by CuckingFunt October 20, 2010

bajeezus 

"oh my bajeezus"

"you scared the bajeezus out of me"

"holy bajeezus"
bajeezus by schmory December 26, 2006

bajeezus 

Used in situation where "Jesus" doesn't work.

Historically, Bajeezus was Jesus Christ's more magical brother. Not only could he give sight to the blind, he could make a Elephant cry with his penis. And it wasn't just elephants. Bajeezus could make many things cry with his penis. Like Curtina's vag. it cried with excitement that Viagra couldn't bring to her.

Also the nickname of D Hizzle in hanover, in, because his penis is just so large.
1) "Holy Freakin Bajeezus!"
or
"I'll slap the Bajeezus out of you Dave Thomas of Wendy's!"

2) Curtina said, "Holy Bajeezus! Your Wang is so massive Bajeezus. Use it to pleasure me and make me cry because my vag can't take 3' of dick!"
bajeezus by C & D Hizzle January 2, 2006

Bejeezus 

Though used commonly like "scared the bejeezus out of me", Bejeezus is commonly associated with Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of the band Green Day. It works in tandom with his signature performance pose of standing straight up with arms straight out, appearing similar to a crucifix.

It is also Billie Joe's "description" for his Instagram. It is commonly used within the fans, (American)Idiots, as self titled as a sort up rallying together term, mostly used as a hashtag.
Love you Billie! #Bejeezus ❤️
Bejeezus by FanFicPanda December 30, 2016
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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