barwife

A female who works at a bar/restaurant or establishment in which you frequent and consider her as your go-to companion and have taken a liking to. Interactions mainly include small talk and conversations with reciprocating playful flirtatious overtones.

"dude, I think I found a barwife."

by ikegami October 13, 2018

bar wife

a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.

guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."

by st.lucifer January 15, 2012

barwise

Surely a legend or god of somesorts. Just a straight out sick cunt

Be careful, barwise will wreck your defence in fifa and fuck ur ur girl, what a legend

by Dr Abc December 28, 2014

baewife

A woman who is your legal wife, friend, prostitute and therapist. All in one. The one you was meant to be with. Your lifer, your soul mate. You guys are forever in the honeymoon stage.

I had so many hoes but my baewife is my life. I couldn’t live without her.

by Lou black January 1, 2021

Barniferous

A person who constantly says or performs idiotic actions.

Oh my goodness what a dastardly display of barniferous behavior.

by Mr Fuzz June 23, 2025