barshed

A combination of a shart and some blood.

Man I just tried to fart but some bloody shit came out. I just barshed!!!!!!!!

by NoMaCeR August 11, 2006

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007

bashed the back out of her

To take a girl vigorously from behind.Maybe giving her ass the odd slap

Darren bashed the back out of her (his new girlfriend).She cryed

by randy randerson November 13, 2009

Bashed

Hardcore talked shit to. Belittling to the fullest extent.

I'm sick being bashed all the time. All you do is talk shit

by Legitchick August 12, 2015

bashed

banged, bloody, broken,

she came in with a bashed head

by leila kanose November 4, 2007

Bashed

When one drug is laced/mixed with another without the consumer being aware.

E.g. weed bashed with LSD.

Smoker one: Bruh try this weed, strong ass stuff
smoker two: *has two puffs off*
smoker two: Dude this skunk is bashed to/as fuck!

by 420st0nerGirl420 July 19, 2016