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bartmaned 

To snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.
"Those chicks were all over Ted before he bartmaned and spilled a drink on them."
bartmaned by Nick Dasty August 3, 2006
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barmance 

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...
"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"
barmance by florida dreamin December 23, 2009

bet your bollocks to a barndance 

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"
"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch
An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.
A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.
Bartman by paul March 10, 2004
To inadvertently cause an epic disaster by an otherwise innocent act.
Thousands of people died in the North Atlantic when the captain of the Titanic pulled a Bartman.
bartman by Alou October 22, 2003

The Bartman 

Bart Simpson's awesome dance. "Do the Bartman" is Bart simpson's awesome song that goes with the song.
The Bartman by qwertyjerk March 18, 2011