Barnesing 

You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.

I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.

Barnesing by Muhfucker August 11, 2014

barnesing 

1. the act of fornicating with a co-worker on company time

This act is exclusively performed by two individuals of the opposite sex who are married, just not to each other.

I'm pretty sure that Sue & Dave at the office have been barnesing in the company van.

barnesing by greystreet April 15, 2010

Double Barreling

The unfortunate event, usually due to food poisoning, of vomiting and having explosive diarrhea at the same time.

Several hours after our date at the Chinese restaurant, my wife and I got food poisoning and were double barreling all night long.

Double Barreling by JohnnyK30 December 22, 2015

Barensing

when you see a hot girl..

"that girl is barensing"

"look over there, barensing"

Barensing by Rusty.. October 7, 2009

Barning 

A feeling of passion and love for Auburn University (AL). Usually a feeling possed by Auburn fans (Barners). Barning is also commonly felt by a majority of sports fans after Auburn wins the Iron Bowl.

The entire country was barning after Auburn's Kick Six victory over Alabama.

Barning by Barner Bruce April 26, 2020

jonesing for a bonesing 

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

clive barkering 

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.

Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.

clive barkering by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015