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Rolled up bark from a tree that is smoked.
lets take a bit of bark from this tree and smoke it!....you mean barkys!!!
Barky by snap_crackle_pop February 4, 2010
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What election promise will Barky Obama break next?
Barky by _Steve June 18, 2009
1. A women of extreme hotness characterized by ass, tits, and a face that are nothing shy of exceptional.
2. A term used clandestinely to describe a female that is spanky
Did you see that bitch, she was barky as hell.
barky by Noah Webster January 27, 2005
When someone rips a ferocious fart, causing nausea for all within 20-65 yards, depending on wind factors. Some barkies may cause burning of nasal hairs, staining of underwear, and suicidal thoughts.
The beach cleared out after she dropped an intense Barky.

She thought it was just a barky, but she pooped a little

Dude, that was the worst Barky I’ve ever smelt
Barky by JoeyBologna May 24, 2018

Barky Bowel 

When a violent fart gets stuck half way between your butthole and your stomach causing a never ending array of painful spasms and unsavoury noises.
Jeez shouldn’t have eaten those bran flakes I’ve got a right case of Barky Bowel
Barky Bowel by RMcScottish January 18, 2018

Barky Spider 

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"
Barky Spider by Kevin Gets December 6, 2009

gargle barky 

A women that enjoys ingesting large quantities of semen from numerous partners in a single sexual encounter.
that girl was a real gargle barky
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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