Barky

Rolled up bark from a tree that is smoked.

lets take a bit of bark from this tree and smoke it!....you mean barkys!!!

by snap_crackle_pop February 4, 2010

Barky

Derogatory nickname for Barack Obama.

What election promise will Barky Obama break next?

by _Steve June 18, 2009

barky

1. A women of extreme hotness characterized by ass, tits, and a face that are nothing shy of exceptional.
2. A term used clandestinely to describe a female that is spanky

Did you see that bitch, she was barky as hell.

by Noah Webster January 27, 2005

Barky

When someone rips a ferocious fart, causing nausea for all within 20-65 yards, depending on wind factors. Some barkies may cause burning of nasal hairs, staining of underwear, and suicidal thoughts.

The beach cleared out after she dropped an intense Barky.

She thought it was just a barky, but she pooped a little

Dude, that was the worst Barky I’ve ever smelt

by JoeyBologna May 24, 2018

Barky Bowel

When a violent fart gets stuck half way between your butthole and your stomach causing a never ending array of painful spasms and unsavoury noises.

Jeez shouldn’t have eaten those bran flakes I’ve got a right case of Barky Bowel

by RMcScottish January 18, 2018

Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

by Kevin Gets December 6, 2009

gargle barky

A women that enjoys ingesting large quantities of semen from numerous partners in a single sexual encounter.

that girl was a real gargle barky

by sol harvey rosenberg July 28, 2009